7. Seth Green & Clare Grant
My love for Seth goes back many years. When I was in 8th grade, my friends and I had a party for his birthday at which we marathoned his Buffy episodes in addition to Idle Hands and Radio Days, an oft-overlooked entry in the Seth Green canon. [Has anyone else seen the masterpiece Something Special? Apparently it's also known as Willy/Milly...]
Seth found a ladynerd after his own heart, the hottie-with-a-body Clare Grant. Clare helms Team Unicorn, thus stealing my career as a Professional Hot Nerd.
Together, they are unstoppable.