Are you a girl?
Have you noticed that all the boyz in your life are into, like, NERD things?
Comic books? Yeah, they've got them, pristine in tall white boxes.
DVDs? Blu-Rays? Video games? Of course! They even have six different versions of Star Wars!!
And don't even get me started on all the books! I mean, who even reads that much, anyway?
All this media, all this information, all these special effects can be a lot to take in, especially for a small, sparkly girl brain. How are we ever supposed to keep up? How are we ever supposed to talk to a boy again, let alone flirt with one!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
Well, girlz, remember the old adage [an adage is like a "phrase" or "proverb"--I use thesaurus.com to sound smart]. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM,
This means that we need to educate ourselves--as much as we can--about all things "geeky" or "nerdy". Superheroes, video games, horror, fantasy, science fiction, even actual science (if I can even say the word science without totally barfing). But I understand as well as any of you that doing research--reading, watching, discussing--is hard. Between friends and family, Facebook and Pinterest, who has any time anymore!?
NEVER FEAR!! THE FAKE GEEK GIRL IS HERE!
That's right, I'm like Superman. I swoop in and save the day. Only instead of actual powers, I bring you news and reviews and all stuff. Also, I don't change in phone booths. I mean, sketchy much? (Do you think Henry Cavill will change in a phone booth in Man of Steel. I hope so! Maybe we'll see his butt and I won't have to rely solely on my Tudors DVDs...)
So check back on the regular!
OH ALSO. You don't just have to be a gurl to read this blog! I know I said that at the beginning, but I promise I'll be entertaining even if you already know everything I'm talking about. I cosplay, so there'll be Sexy Pictures of Me every so often. And some boys like boys, and would therefore want to impress them with their sweet nerd skillz. And if you're gender-neutral, you can connect with any of it! [That's how it works, right?] [Can gender-neutral be a Dungeons & Dragons alignment?]
That's all for now, sluts!