Delta Zod!

I was gonna write about something else, but then I saw this under the title:
General Zod Is A Sorority Girl.

So, you know, I sorta had to click on it.

NSFW language/feelings.

Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter from Michael Shannon

I think Deranged Sorority Girl stole my voice as a writer.  Can you even do that?

Also, Michael Shannon is my homeboy!  Let's hear it for Chicago actors, bitches!!

[via The Mary Sue]