Monday, May 13, 2013

Let's Give That Bitch A Makeover

Bitches love makeovers.

And no bitch loves a makeover more that this gal!  Except for Disney.  Disney loves makeovers more than me.  And they're so good at it, too!

Check out what they did to my girl Merida:
I know!  Hot, right!?

This reminds me of middle school.  You show up the first day and realize that suddenly all the cool girls started wearing makeup sometime over the summer.  I'm not talking my-mom-let-me-buy-Bonne-Bell-tinted-chapstick-at-CVS makeup.  I mean, like, full Kardashian.  So you go home after school and instead of doing homework you secretly buy as many fashion magazines as possible so they next day you can show up looking like The Most Beautiful version of yourself.

Obvs Merida did that.  And damn, girl, ya look good! summed it up perfectly:
By making her skinnier, sexier and more mature in appearance, you are sending a message to girls that the original, realistic, teenage-appearing version of Merida is inferior; that for girls and women to have value — to be recognized as true princesses — they must conform to a narrow definition of beauty.
Teenage-looking, no-makeup, insufficient-glitter-level is totes inferior to the ginger bombshell on the right!

I just wish they would have given her a bedazzled bow and arrow.  Cause being hot is totally better in my eyes, but you need to be able to fire a warning shot at any catcalling dudes.

[via Jezebel]

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