Tah Oos Azaluz Ooval Poddraces

.....I'm told that means "The most hazardous of all podraces."  I thought it meant, "I love this clever little Jabba wallet and Slave Leia coinpurse!"

Somewhere there's a Han-in-carbonite cell phone cover that is just waiting to be paired with this.

[Catpenfold via Geeks Are Sexy]

CATS...IN....SPAAAAAAACE!

GIRL.  You do not look ready to be launched into space!!

Oh, wait, we're not talking about her.  DUH.  Sometimes I get distracted by cute outfits.

We're talking about 13-year-old science fair participant (and spoiler alert WINNER) Lauren Rojas.  [Who I hope does not have weird cartoon cat leotards and frilly pink garters.  Maybe when you're older, sweetheart...]

Lauren's science fair project--"The effects of altitude on air pressure and temperature"--launched a Hello Kitty doll into space!  OMG so cute!

Check out the video of the launch:

THAT IS SO COOL.  CAN I SEE IT IN IMAX?  Also, great taste in music, right?

Rojas was one of four award-winners at Cornerstone Christian school's 7th grade science fair.  Now she gets to go to regionals, and we all know that what happens at regional science fair stays at regional science fair!  Oh, no, nevermind, I just googled it.  What happens at regional science fair goes onto state science fair.

Good luck at regionals, Lauren!

[via The Mary Sue]
[image via cosrain]

Pepper Potts Will Totally Make the Best Dressed Lists

Before we go any further...SPOILER ALERT!!!

I wouldn't want to do to you guys what this Jezebel article did for me and Downton Abbey.

On Thursday, The Mary Sue quoted from an About.com interview with Marvel Studios CEO [OMG imagine how rich he is all because of SUPERHEROES] Kevin Feige in which he discusses Pepper Potts [more like Pepper Hotts, amirite!?!???] and what she may or may not wear in Iron Man 3.

"We are bored by the damsel in distress," says Feige.

NOT ME, MR. BIG STUFF!

As I've covered before, I am a goddamn damsel, so haters to the left.

Feige continutes:

In the comic books she does get a taste for the suit and becomes her own hero named Rescue, who doesn’t necessarily battle other people, but is on missions to help people and to save people. Will we do that down the line with Gwyneth Paltrow? Who knows. But her being in the suit is something we have been playing with since ‘Iron Man 2,’ where we did some designs and it didn’t end up fitting in that movie.

I'M SO TORN ABOUT THIS.

On the one hand, that would be so cool and exciting and I cannot wait for the midnight show!

On the other hand, what an awful outfit choice for such a hottie-with-a-body!!

On the other other hand, maybe she'll make a bikini version and then I can do some sexy Iron Man cosplay!

[About.com via The Mary Sue]

Show Me Your Elder Wand...Wait, Is That Dirty?

The next time any of you want to woo me, Harry Potter jewelry is a good way to go!

[RockerDollJewelry via Geeky Merch]

So Does This Mean Your Butt is Bigger on the Inside?

YAY leggings!

You guys, "leggings aren't pants.  They're superior."  And not just because they show off dat ass!

[GeekyU1 via Geeky Merch]

Hot Bod, Samus!

[Dorkly/Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman via Geeks Are Sexy]

Just Girl Power Is All We Need

"GRRRLpower!!! (Wrath)" by deviantArtist derLarm is, like, totally awesome.

I mean, let's break it down.

1. Sailor Moon is, like, super strong.
2. Sailor Moon is, like, super pretty.  [Look at that sailor suit!  So cute!!]
3. Sailor Moon is surrounded by rainbows and what appears to be lens flare.
4. Sailor Moon is kicking The Hulk so hard that his motion lines look like an explosion.

I also like that the title reminds me of The Spice Girls, obvs.

[derLarm via Geeks Are Sexy]

Let's Makeout!!

Oh my, this lipstick!!

Well, I guess it’s not actually lipstick—more of a lip-tical illusion (womp womp)—but close enough.

I’m totally going to wear this on my next hot date.  It’ll totally guarantee a goodnight kiss at least ;)

[via io9] 

Go, Go Bikini Rangers

The Pink Ranger was always my favorite.

I know, DUH.  She was the hottest.  She got that cute little skirt over her unitard.  And, most importantly, she got THE GREEN RANGER.

Now I can attract all those would-be Green Rangers at the beach in this Pink Ranger bikini.  (And if you want to cover your butt, too, the bottom half is available here).

[Though I will not be purchasing the beach combat boots, which is what this model seems to be sporting.]

It's morphin' tannin' time!

[via io9]

I like my Sketchers, but I love my Yoda backpack.

Remember mini backpacks?

I always wanted the same one that Cher had in Clueless.  You know, the one that looks like she skinned a collie.  ["It's faux."]

Well, now I don't want a faux fur mini backpack.  Now I want a FREAKING YODA MINI BACKPACK!

This cute little guy is available at Big Bad Toy Store for $35.99.  There's also Darth Vader, if you're more of a Dark Side type.

BUY OR DO NOT BUY.
There is no savings.

[via Geeks Are Sexy]